If I am required to pay $50 if I’m a no-show, why doesn’t the doctor have to pay me $50 for being half an hour late to the first appointment of the day?
I BOUGHT A BIKE. HEATHER IS COMING TO VISIT IN OCTOBER. I AM GETTING MARRIED IN 67 DAYS. I MADE A NEW FRIEND AT WORK. IT’S NOT 90 DEGREES OUTSIDE. CARBS ARE DELICIOUS.
I can’t get over how rude it is to cook delicious smelling eggs and bacon and not offer breakfast to everyone who lives on your hall.
It is impossible to really know how much you missed living in a city with legit cabs until you leave and return and flag a cab down 10 feet from your apartment building (in less than 30
seconds) and when the cab driver gives you a death look in response to “hi!! how are you?!!” you just smile.
Just witnessed a couple in Target in the candle aisle having the following conversation.
Girl: I think you’ll like the smell of this one.
Boy (leaning on shopping cart at the end of the aisle, far out of nose shot): We don’t need more candles.
Girl (crouched down, smelling every single candle): Actually, what about this one? Mandarin Woods.
Boy: What does it smell like? Tell me the smells and I will tell you if I like them.
Girl: Cedar wood, evergreen-
Boy: Any kind of woods, sure. Love all the woods.
(Girl continues looking/sniffing/squatting)
Boy: Sarah, it’s 6:30. We still have to go to Home Depot.
Sarah: Yes, yes, I know. Fine we can just go! I won’t get a candle if you’re in such a rush.
(They leave with no candle.)