Just witnessed a couple in Target in the candle aisle having the following conversation.
Girl: I think you’ll like the smell of this one.
Boy (leaning on shopping cart at the end of the aisle, far out of nose shot): We don’t need more candles.
Girl (crouched down, smelling every single candle): Actually, what about this one? Mandarin Woods.
Boy: What does it smell like? Tell me the smells and I will tell you if I like them.
Girl: Cedar wood, evergreen-
Boy: Any kind of woods, sure. Love all the woods.
(Girl continues looking/sniffing/squatting)
Boy: Sarah, it’s 6:30. We still have to go to Home Depot.
Sarah: Yes, yes, I know. Fine we can just go! I won’t get a candle if you’re in such a rush.
(They leave with no candle.)
Let’s say it’s moving day eve; you have half a head of leftover cauliflower and you’re clearing out the condiments in your fridge.
Blanch the CF. Then dump on some ranch, some plain yogurt, a whole bunch of Frank’s, some grated cheese (parm, swiss, cheddar), a big spoonful of ricotta, mix it all together, and bake at 350 until it’s bubbly.
(Or don’t wait until moving day eve. It’s too amazing.)