If I don’t get to this place right now, I am positive I will die in this jury room.
“His girlfriend went home.”
Submitted by: Leo K.
Location: South Korea
is that at least half of this juror pool reeks of either cigarettes or booze or both.
Chris: Thank you for visiting Comcast. What questions can I answer for you today?
You: Chris- I am unhappy with my service
Chris: Please wait while a secure chat connection is established.
You: I just tried calling the 1-800 number and it was closed.
You: We get awful service- it goes in and out, no matter how many times we call Comcast. Our internet is spotty and slow. And after I just paid $110 for this, I realized it’s not worth it.
You: It’s an outrageous amount of money for a poor quality product.
You: Please let me know if there is any way to reduce my monthly bill. I am considering switching to another provider.
Chris: Just to set the right expectation, I would be happy to help you upgrade or add services online today. To discuss lower priced options, please call our Customer Service Team at 1-800-COMCAST (1-800-266-2278) for more information. They will be able to access your account information and see what options are available to you.
You: This is typical service that I expect from Comcast. I don’t know of any other large company that does not provide 24-hour service options. But, Chris, I will call tomorrow and ask them to help me with my complaint and dissatisfaction.
You: For the amount you charge, I would think you could pay one person to staff the phones at night.
You: Thanks for your help, and I”m sorry to take out my frustrations on you.
Chris: I understand your frustrations.
Chris: Are there any questions that I can answer for you today?
Chris: How are things coming along?
You: awful. have a good night/morning.
Honestly- what is this shit? ”How are things coming along?” What is wrong with everyone? Why does Comcast suck SO much? What an absurd waste of money. I should have asked him what his real name was.
[first time cooking] seitan tacos. not too shabby.
None of my guesses even offered me an autocorrect suggestion.
“burp rat” is the best I got.
This is for real. This really just appeared in my inbox in response to my complaint.
Mama & baby.
It is a smell & time of year I dread.
It’s hard to have a Plan B when you don’t really have a Plan A.
I’m living this life right now. I’m not talking about unexpected unprotected or pills or babies or anything else. Just regular old life plans.
If you could wear jeans and flip flops to work every day. If brown rice and white rice tasted the same. If the amount you put in always correlated to the amount you got out. If getting older didn’t mean people moving away. If flowers and manicures lasted just a little bit longer. If above-you neighbors weren’t allowed to play video games with the bass on. If white t-shirts stayed really really white no matter how many times you wore them?
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