absolutzo.

May 17

Seafood Melissa.

Chris and I went out to dinner recently at a not un-nice place. I got the specialty (supposedly)* which was a dish called Seafood Melissa. Pan fried fish, crab cakes, crabmeat stuffed shrimp, scallops- you get the point. It was good while eating it, but the rest of the night was filled with gassy trips to the bathroom. For both of us. Including Chris, who had approximately 1 bite of Seafood Melissa.

Since then, we have referred to the grossness that follows over eating or over indulging as some form of Seafood Melissa. e.g.: “Ugh I think they gave me Seafood Melissa by accident” or “I got Seafood Melissa-d.”

All of this is to say….I am in a vulnerable state of Seafood Melissa right now.

*the worst possible thing a waitress could do when you ask her to recommend her favorite dish or the most popular item on the menu is to list 1/2 to 3/4 of the menu. No street cred, homegirl.

I cannot imagine dating in a world where you can see when someone is typing a text message.

It’s probably awful, and I am sorry :/

jackplusbean:

betype:

Friday You Sexy SOB (by ecerdeiros)

Love you, Friday.

Yes! (Except I’m rocking a suit & stockings [which I keep snagging with the velcro on my boot]) which is really unsexy.)

May 16

[video]

Speaking of Jim…

Is anyone else tearing up about the end of an era?

Sometimes the label is all that matters.

It really throws me off when Jim Halpert is the voice talking about Esurance and Claire Dunphy is the voice talking about Olive Garden.

Right?

lebluegrass:

The perfect breakfast/brunch/lunch/dinner? Yes. 

(Source: ephe)

May 13

(Source: justbesplendid, via hannahsaysyes)

May 12

“Thanks for being my mom!” is not appropriate for Facebook.

Pretty sure I wrote that on a birthday card when I was 5.

May 11

7:20 a.m Saturday at the bus stop, heading to work. Remind me again why I do this?

May 09

Two things about le boot:

1. Get off me.

How do people handle for-real casts and hot weather and snow? Not to mention permanent physical disabilities. (I respect you a lot.)

2. The world is divided into 2 groups.

The people who give a shit and give you their seat on the bus. And the people who don’t.

May 08

girlwithcurlsandglasses:

imnotthatkindofgirl:

etsyfindoftheday:

etsy find of the day 3 | 5.8.13

14k gold-filled sailor’s love knot ring by nestedyellow

romantic and beautiful. this sailor’s love knot ring is handformed and incredibly special.

Gorgeous

i need a reason to buy myself this beauty.

Cute! I want this!

Nutella S’mores Bars

Just going to keep my s’mores train rolling here on Tumblr

Attention.

(Source: thecakebar, via tracysays)

Pretty much the same situation.