animalstalkinginallcaps:

DANNY, MAN, YOU NEED TO PERK UP. IT’S A PARTY.
AT THE SAME TIME YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT, THOUGH. YOUR MOOD IS ONE OF PALPABLE TENSION AND IT’S MAKING EVERYONE ABOUT 12% LESS LOOSEY-GOOSEY THAN THEY SHOULD BE. WE CAN’T HAVE THAT. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE FULLY L-G.
SO, TO RECAP, YOU NEED TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR BREAKUP AND REMEMBER ABOUT PARTIES. PERKY BUT CHILL. INTO A GOOD TIME BUT OUT OF SHITS TO GIVE.
TAKE ME AS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE REQUIRED DICHOTOMY. UP TOP I’M ALL PARTY, HENCE THE HAT. DOWNTOWN WE FIND ME SO CHILLED OUT THAT I REFUSE TO USE MY LEGS AND HAVE KEVIN HERE CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE. THAT’S THE MOOD AND ATTITUDE WE’RE GOING FOR. 
WOULD IT HELP IF I HAD KEVIN GRAB YOU A BURGER? HMMM? THEY’RE DYNAMITE. THEY’VE GOT CHORIZO IN THEM. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DANNY, MAN, YOU NEED TO PERK UP. IT’S A PARTY.

AT THE SAME TIME YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT, THOUGH. YOUR MOOD IS ONE OF PALPABLE TENSION AND IT’S MAKING EVERYONE ABOUT 12% LESS LOOSEY-GOOSEY THAN THEY SHOULD BE. WE CAN’T HAVE THAT. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE FULLY L-G.

SO, TO RECAP, YOU NEED TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR BREAKUP AND REMEMBER ABOUT PARTIES. PERKY BUT CHILL. INTO A GOOD TIME BUT OUT OF SHITS TO GIVE.

TAKE ME AS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE REQUIRED DICHOTOMY. UP TOP I’M ALL PARTY, HENCE THE HAT. DOWNTOWN WE FIND ME SO CHILLED OUT THAT I REFUSE TO USE MY LEGS AND HAVE KEVIN HERE CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE. THAT’S THE MOOD AND ATTITUDE WE’RE GOING FOR. 

WOULD IT HELP IF I HAD KEVIN GRAB YOU A BURGER? HMMM? THEY’RE DYNAMITE. THEY’VE GOT CHORIZO IN THEM. 

enough.

This day, this week, this month. I’ve had enough. Chris has had enough. Together we’ve just been so miserable at work recently.

It’s hard enough to just be an adult and live life. Why does everything about working with other humans in a professional environment have to be so miserable?

thelemonjar:

A note

Important.

thelemonjar:

A note

Important.

TGIF + day off work + visiting my sister + DC + Fitches + overdoing it + pride + Chris is back from Italy + SUN + air mattress slumber party + all the shenanigans that are gonna go down.

Who doesn’t love a good photo booth?

Who doesn’t love a good photo booth?

hot.

hot.

gorlt:

when you use store bought honey instead of fresh extra virgin honey pulled straight from the comb of Eritrean honeybees in your brioche bread pudding

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Every single time we wait for the elevator to go outside. 

Every. Single. Time.

Every single time we wait for the elevator to go outside.

Every. Single. Time.

A Stunning Look At The 17 Top Selling Items At Trader Joe's ]

This is such a different list from my Top TJ’s list.

I like TJ’s, but I really only go for: frozen asparagus, broccoli and fruit, cases of seltzer, blueberry covered goat cheese, bread with pronounceable ingredients, nuts that don’t cost $700 a bag, and molten chocolate lava cakes.