and a lip gloss one too:
I used veggie broth in stead of water, and half a white onion, diced super fine, instead of the green onion. I also added a bag of frozen peas. Highly recommend!
I apparently don’t like to follow recipes, so with this one, I skipped the mirin and maple syrup. Instead I used a little bit of honey and some sriracha. I didn’t blanch/boil the kale, but instead just chopped it up pretty small and sauteed it with the onion and garlic. I also added a scrambled up egg.
We ate these for dinner, not breakfast. I used almond flour instead of coconut, and didn’t even need coconut/almond milk because the mixture was pretty wet.
And now, one non-food recommendation:
The perfect perfect lip gloss. Totally unexpected. Cheap, moisturizing, shiny, a little bit of color but not a lot. It’s not sticky, and it smells/tastes good too. I got Red Poppy, which looks nothing like it does on the website. Coral, pink, orange, red, all in one. Perfect for summer, day or night.
My friend Heather told me yesterday that new emojis are on their way. How exciting!
While I agree that we need a hot dog, there are some higher priorities on my list:
a bottle of hand sanitizer
doritos- preferably cool ranch
white wine (why only red? and how about a whole bottle instead of a glass.)
someone having a meltdown at work
a middle finger
a huge pile of laundry & a washer/dryer combo
a burrito (what’s with the flan? does anyone use that?)
a pregnant woman
CHEESE (how is it possible we have no cheese? we have noodle soup, half a sweet potato, a really shitty geometric kabob, and a tempura shrimp…. but no cheese!)
a bride who looks more like a bride and less like an angel
18 more dancing girl variations
This day, this week, this month. I’ve had enough. Chris has had enough. Together we’ve just been so miserable at work recently.
It’s hard enough to just be an adult and live life. Why does everything about working with other humans in a professional environment have to be so miserable?