This was not one of the free samples I chose. Sephora…?

This was not one of the free samples I chose. Sephora…?

I wish there was a check box on Craigslist that said “don’t show me apartment listings that are written in ALL CAPS.”

WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO TALK SO LOUDLY ON THEIR PHONES IN THE AIRPORT?

PEOPLE ARE THE WORST AND I WILL NOT STOP SHOUTING.

[this morning]

me: Chris, what are you going to do this weeekend while I’m away?

him (dead serious): watch YouTube videos on how to pack a rolling suitcase.

Did we know this was a thing?

Did we know this was a thing?

What if I told you five thousand of these things were partying in Pittsburgh this weekend?

What if I told you five thousand of these things were partying in Pittsburgh this weekend?

A wall post from wife to husband. 

…no.

A wall post from wife to husband.

…no.

Um….how have I not hired a housecleaner before?

#gamechanger

For serious, you guys. Costs way less than I expected and the feeling of coming home to a spic & span apartment without ever lifting a finger is more glorious than I ever could have imagined.

Oh…but then this came in the mail today so I guess the universe is balanced after all. 

[insert missing burrito emoticon]

Oh…but then this came in the mail today so I guess the universe is balanced after all.

[insert missing burrito emoticon]

Pittsburgh fail.

Leave work with plenty of time to take bus to get to car rental place.

Bus never comes.

No cabs anywhere in site.

Get uber #1. Stand in very same place I requested said uber #1.

Uber #1 goes to wrong place. Several attempts to call uber #1 driver do not help.

Wave down the only cab I’ve seen since I left work. It is occupied.

Get uber #2. Tell driver I need to get to car rental place by 6pm if at all possible. (at 5:45pm)

Uber #2 speeds like maniac but has no idea how to get to shadyside. Massive fail.

At 6:15 I’m in uber #2 (as I write this). Car rental place refused to stay open late for me (I don’t blame them).

I have to be in Erie tomorrow by 9am, which is 2 hours away, but only one hour after the car rental place opens at 8am.

Massive Pittsburgh transportation fail. (As always)

Luckily, Chris is awesome sauce and offered to cancel an early morning meeting to go get (and use) my rental car so I can use our real car, which he normally drives to work.

….thoughts?

….thoughts?