Things that would be nice:

12 extra hours of sleep
Bagel Fridays at work
A yard
White t-shirts that don’t get pit stains
A bread machine
Never having to write a cover letter again

Look at this imp.  He’s famous!

Look at this imp.Β  He’s famous!

here’s what’s going on.

FaceTime with my sister. A whole thin crust frozen pizza for myself. Wine. A see-through dress on a LAWYER on Say Yes to The Dress. Googling “best dog parks in Pittsburgh.” A 10 o’clock bedtime.

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Tatsuro Kiuchi

Cover Illustrations for Book Travelers

Inflamed nipple & the vet said I was “curvy” and needed to eat less.  Calls for a salmon jerky!  🐟

Inflamed nipple & the vet said I was “curvy” and needed to eat less. Calls for a salmon jerky! 🐟

Woke up from a 3-hour (?!) nap to this.

Nailing the rainy weekend.

Woke up from a 3-hour (?!) nap to this.

Nailing the rainy weekend.

FRIDAY.

FRIDAY.

It’s no piñata full of nippers….

It’s no piΓ±ata full of nippers….

To the person who cooked fish in the microwave at work:

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Let’s go back to bed.

Let’s go back to bed.

Monday Lessons:

1. Don’t leave pens uncapped. 
2. Sit up straight and stop leaning on your desk. 
3. Tide pens don’t work on ink. 
4. Trust the receptionist who tells you that dousing your new sweater in hairspray will work magic. 
5. Keep an extra sweater at work.

Monday Lessons:

1. Don’t leave pens uncapped.
2. Sit up straight and stop leaning on your desk.
3. Tide pens don’t work on ink.
4. Trust the receptionist who tells you that dousing your new sweater in hairspray will work magic.
5. Keep an extra sweater at work.