1. I learned tonight that a client [who I really like] doesn’t eat fruit. He has ‘maybe had a few’ oranges or apples in his entire life. ENTIRE LIFE. It’s a psychological thing about the texture, even though he knows it makes no sense. Baked, fresh, in a smoothie- doesn’t matter. What??? #moreforme
2. My boss SHOOK MY HAND after we said good-bye to our clients. Of course I wasn’t expecting it, so I flung my hand out, and my [way too heavy] purse catapulted toward (entirely effed up) our handshake. Awkward does not suffice.
3. I need a job that does not require me to pace myself through 2 glasses of wine over 2 hours.